alyndra: Sam and Dean sitting w/ coffee and newspaper in the bunker (Domestic)

I’ve been pondering the AO3 discourse pretty seriously today. Antis and purity culture don’t think offensive material should exist, or at least not where its easy for kids to stumble over. And I have no time for that argument. But I do think as AO3 continues to get bigger and more publicly known, there are a few things that would make a huge difference to 13yos signing up for their first account, or people of any age trying to avoid being grossed out or triggered while searching for fics.

The single biggest problem, the thing that’s going to create antis out of people just stumbling in, is that there isn’t any rating or content guideline for summaries and tags. You can easily see XXX material on an AO3 search without clicking on a single fic. It’s the situation in place and it’s not going to change, even if people agreed it should, because it would be nearly impossible to make any changes retroactive. But it does mean that AO3 is not 13yo-friendly, even though 13yos can sign up for accounts.

What would make a huge difference to users who aren’t looking for porn, or who are looking for porn but maybe not at full-force-of-AO3 levels, would be to have account settings for Please Don’t Ever Show Me Fics Rated Higher Than _ _ _. The option to never see whichever of the four Archive Warnings are particular Do Not Wants would be a close second in terms of usefulness, and maybe even, if this is a wishlist unconstrained by server practicalities, the ability to blacklist other common tags. This would solve the fundamental problem that as wonderful as the new “Exclude” function is, it’s still very much a two-step process: enter a term in the search bar, then filter, or click on a tag, then filter. Casual users are inevitably going to try scrolling down the results before deciding to filter, so an option which would actually keep adult content summaries from those who don’t want to see them seems like it should be right in line with AO3‘s philosophy.

I don’t know if there’s any ongoing discussion about this or not, but it does seem like one worth having. How much work, technically, would it be to implement? How much would it increase server load? I don’t have any idea! Where would I even suggest it to AO3? A support ticket? I don’t know that either! I just know that it’s going to get to a point in the not-too-distant future where it has to decide if it’s a website by and for adults, or if it’s going to genuinely be welcoming to non-pornseekers who currently inhabit FanFiction.Net and Wattpad: not, I suspect, because their interfaces are better, but because they don’t want to deal with or see all the porn on AO3. AO3, Wattpad, and FF.net all say users can sign up if they are 13 or older, but in practice, the differences are enormous.

alyndra: (Ronon)
Okay, I assume I'm more or less preaching to the choir by crossposting this here, but I wrote it and I'd be upset if it disappeared forever into tumblr's abyss, so here it is for posterity:
nightpool:
[A tumblr post about Pillowfort's technical issues which concludes with] writing for-profit social media and selling it as “by fans for fans” in 2018 is still evil, and making it closed source is just stupid.

deusvulture:
how do you feel about dreamwidth?

nightpool:
open source and nominally for profit, which means, I suppose, that they’re evil and not stupid. in practice my understanding is that they’re reasonably transparent about Money stuff and they’ve earned a lot of trust from the community. (but i’m not very close to the situation, maybe someone else can speak in their defense)
pillowfort … has not particularly earned anyone’s trust money wise, over the past 5 years
And, of course, open source here means (like it did with livejournal) that “leave and go somewhere else” is a much more viable option then it would be otherwise.

me:

*raises hand* Okay, I’ll speak in their defense, since you’re throwing the word “evil” around so casually. 

“writing for-profit social media and selling it as ‘by fans for fans’ in 2018 is still evil” I must be missing a lot of background here. But as someone who was around for Strikethrough and the formation of OTW and Dreamwidth that came out of it, wow, NO. Fanworks should be not-for-profit because it’s important to the legal definition of Fair Use. A social media website is not a fanwork. Disney is not going to try to take down all of Dreamwidth, the social media blogging platform, for being a copyright-infringing Thing.

Point two: social media websites cost money to run. Everything with massive amounts of use costs massive amounts of money. We’ve been using Google to search the web for ‘free’ since the 90s, and they make money. They just don’t make money because we pay them to run a search. They make money off of selling ads and collecting our data and figuring out clever money-making things they can do with it. There are lots and lots of companies that run off this model, and what it results in is that at the end of the day, their customers are the companies who want to sell ads and buy data. You, the person, the userbase, are the product. Google wants to keep you reasonably happy so you aren’t too inspired to leap the fence and go use somebody else’s search engine, but when the ad companies say ‘jump,’ say ‘we don’t want our ads next to that icky unpopular stuff,’ they get listened to. 

But wait, there’s another source of money so we can use fancy internet sites for free: venture capital. Venture capital is people with lots of money going out and putting money into small start-ups that they think can make it big. Sometimes lots and lots of money. So the site gets built, the services get offered for free, and somewhere down the line the venture capitalists come back and say, okay, you’ve got a big site now, how can you turn it into profit for our shareholders? And the guys who had a cool idea for a site and took the venture capitalists’ money so they could make it big have to listen. So then it’s ads everywhere, it’s costly, cool, but not core services getting chopped off, and when it turns out that the big cool free site isn’t as good at making money as the suits wanted it to be, it can get sold off for whatever they can get for it, to people who may or may not just shut it down, or deliberately drive off most of the userbase so they can still afford the server costs while making everybody who stays pay.

This pattern is everywhere. Photobucket, Del.ic.ious, LiveJournal, you name it. Tech in general has been seriously bubbled for the last couple decades due to all these venture capitalists thinking everything’s going to be the next Amazon or Ebay.

The people who created Dreamwidth were very, very aware of it. They made decisions at every step that they were never going to take money from ads or venture capitalism for their business, and they’ve stuck to it. But at the same time, they recognized that erecting a paywall around fandom would be antithetical to everything fandom stands for. So they’re entirely user-funded, but at the same time, everybody can use their site for free. This is a careful balance, and what it works out to is that when you buy a paid account, you get extra but nonessential features, and you’re not just supporting Dreamwidth-the-company. The amount you pay ($3 a month) works out to your share of the server-costs you’re using, the extra features that are mostly on the extra features list because they require extra processing power, and the server costs for about nine other users with free accounts. 

We’re subsidizing each other as a fandom when we pay for Dreamwidth to run, and they worked it out this way very, very deliberately. And that’s just one aspect of the philosophy behind Dreamwidth: when Paypal wanted them to establish stricter content guidelines so that Paypal would continue to take payments for them, Dreamwidth said go screw yourself (publicly) and spent three months without taking any electronic payments until they could find a new processor who wouldn’t try to make them censor content (or charge through the roof on those $3 payments).

So yeah. Your lunch isn’t free. Given the fact that we live in a world where things cost money, I’d rather have people who sat down and thought really damn hard about how things should run. Yeah, the fundraising/crowdfunding/nonprofit model is another one, and that works really well for OTW because they’re providing public resources that are otherwise non-monetizable, specifically fanfic and academic scholarship and legal resources for a wide pool of people without a lot of money. But your cat pictures and discourse don’t have the same need for nonprofit protection as fanworks do, and frankly even if they did, people distributing fanzines in ages of yore still charged printing and mailing costs even if they weren’t making a profit.

And Dreamwidth isn’t just “reasonably transparent about Money stuff,” they’re transparent about as much as they possibly can be across the board. What’s bannable and why and if the site might or might not do a thing in the future and why or why not. It’s night and day from the way other sites roll out changes and then shrug at you because they can’t just come out and say, “Our corporate overlords want us to make more money off you.”

alyndra: (let me read)
A really nice compilation of tips and resources from the comments section of the "Welcome to Dreamwith, Tumblr Folks" post in [site community profile] dw_news, which is now up to twelve pages of comments:

https://honigfrosch.dreamwidth.org/1916.html

Hey, not all my posts have to be gigantic, right?
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 Welcome and hello! It's great to see so many people posting here again. Here's a good collection of Intro-to-Dreamwidth type posts, and I'm finding some really fascinating discussion in the comments of the latest [site community profile] dw_news post here, and on this post about the long-term future of fandom.

ETA: Maciej, of Pinboard vs. the Delicious fiasco, is once again asking what fandom wants in a site, complete with Google Doc!  

My fannish homes:
Here on [personal profile] alyndra  has in a lot of ways been my fundamental primary fannish home since it started, even when I was barely here and/or spent time on other platforms. [twitter.com profile] alyndra9 and [tumblr.com profile] alyndra9 were always going to be temporary diversions. I don't really delete accounts, so you can still find me on ff.n as alyndra and of course [livejournal.com profile] alyndra; I've used them both for posting SPN fanfic recently, since there are still lively SPN communities in both places. [archiveofourown.org profile] alyndra is the one-stop-shop for all my fanfic, though. And by far the most social fannish time I've spent in the past year is on Discord as Alyndra#7957; here's a handy list of places to get started there. I'm also Alyndra on Pillowfort.io, even if I've barely started to use it. 

I'm going to celebrate this little Dreamwidth revival by buying paid time for the first time ever, especially since there's a December sale on; I never did on LJ or here before, and I slid into pfio during one of their open registration waves, too, so -- I've been singing the praises of Dreamwidth to everybody for long enough, it's time to put my money where my mouth is. Also looking forward to getting to see the Network feature and everything else that's going to be new to me!
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It's been a while since my original post describing in words what I was doing with my giant list of Big Bang-style challenges in the Supernatural fandom. So here's a whole bunch more stuff I have to tell the world about organizing SPN fanworks challenges into a bunch of little data cells. Since my post over a year ago, I added another tab for all the rest of the fic challenges that are still In Supernatural fandom. This did not happen all at once because it's a big-ass project, and while I'm fairly sure that the list of bangs is fairly complete (I might be missing one or two, <I>maybe</I>) there are so many more other challenges in such a wide variety out there, I really may never get them all. So by all means, come tell me what I'm missing: you can comment directly into the spreadsheet itself, reply here, look me up on any other social media site you spot me on, it's all good and I don't bite. If there's a reason it wasn't included, at least I can tell you what it is.

Read more... )

I also want to shoutout to [livejournal.com profile] wetsammy for helping me out with this project a lot, telling me about new bangs and helping organize the ones I had. And thanks also to [twitter.com profile] Superwiki who not only runs the best damn wiki, but also encouraged me to put my collected knowledge into a wiki page all about the Big Bang, and for telling all of Twitter to come check it out!

Finally, welcome to Dreamwidth, everyone discovering or rediscovering it due to Tumblr's recent meltdown. Best of luck and I hope you enjoy finding your way around!
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Hi! I got some, but not all, of my details for each fandom in before sign-ups closed, so I'm just going to put all of it here. Italics are repeated information that's already on the AO3 sign-ups, so you won't have to read twice. That said, my brain just is not in prompt-mode this week, so apologies for only having some fandoms with specific ideas. Don't feel bound by the ones I did manage, either. Write/draw/vid what makes you happy and I will be thrilled! (Although I'll be in Thailand when reveals happen, so if I don't squee right away, it's only lack of wifi/time. I will squee at you, I promise.)

Generally: I have a huge thing for One True Threesomes, because I love complex and unconventional relationships. Most of my picks have a fairly obvious central M/M/F pairing. Sometimes a particular canon has a foursome instead, or the pairing is all male, or more than one female. Sometimes it gets more complicated, but at core that’s what gets me happy. I love plottiness, I love humor and outsider point of view. (ETA: You can assume I like pretty much all side characters and am open to them appearing as side characters or Outside-PoV narrators of the main pairing. OCs are welcome too.) I'm down for most kinks. You can check out my Dear Yuletide letter here for more straight from my brain.

Do Not Wants: endgame open relationships (seeking out new partners), endgame severe power imbalances, toilet kinks, humiliation kink, ABO-verse.

Secret Garden: Mary/Dickon/ColinRead more... )

Phantom of the opera: Christine/Raoul/PhantomRead more... )

Man from U.N.C.L.E.: Illya/Napoleon/GabyRead more... )

Haven: Audrey/Duke/NathanRead more... )

Leverage: Alec Hardison/Eliot/ParkerRead more... )

Sense8: (Cluster), cluster/cluster's romantic partners, Wolfgang/Kala/RajanRead more... )

Stranger things: Nancy Wheeler/Steve Harrington/Jonathan ByersRead more... )

Crossovers:
Bucky/Sirius/Remus:
Read more... )

Remus/Derek/Oz/Hayley:Read more... )

Original: Symbiotic Alien/new human host/Human’s loverRead more... )

Venom (2018): Eddie/Venom/Anne/Dan, Eddie/Venom/AnneRead more... )
alyndra: Dean Winchester in prison orange, wide-ass smile (Dean smile)
Dear Yuletide Writer,

I signed up! I’ve never done this challenge before! It was just under the wire of the deadline! So, additional details ahoy, but I’m still very much in the process of writing individually about each fandom, so please consider this a placeholder post/letter for now. Check back in a few days and I should have more for you.

In general, I like all sorts of things, so I will probably love whatever you write! I love a good OT3, gen makes me very happy, slash is awesome, het is good too. I rarely read femslash but if the bunny bites, go for it! I love close-knit team dynamics and am usually not too into villains.

Do Not Wants are (endgame) very unequal relationships, humiliation kink or toilet kinks. Even though my prompts trend light, feel free to go as dark and/or kinky as you like, I’m pretty unshockable.

Please write what gives you joy to write! Got that one burning idea? Do it! Not sure if something’s exactly in line with my blathering here? Haha, I will not care, I promise! Characters not in the nominations? Pfft, whatever, I’m down for it.

That said, if you DO want prompts, etc. from me, read on:

NIGHT SUN TAROT DECKRead more... )


WHEEL OF TIME - ROBERT JORDANRead more... )

ROAD TO EL DORADO (2000)Read more... )

TAM LIN - TRADITIONAL BALLADRead more... )

BOOKS OF THE RAKSURA - MARTHA WELLSRead more... )

TEMERAIRE - NAOMI NOVIKRead more... )
alyndra: Sam and Dean sitting w/ coffee and newspaper in the bunker (Domestic)

I went looking for all the Supernatural Big Bang challenges I could find. Here are the best resources I used to compile my list!

Multifandom:

https://bigbangindex.livejournal.com/profile -Multifandom LJ community; list in profile.

http://bigbangindex.dreamwidth.org/ - Multifandom DW community; list tagged “admin: index post.”

http://strina.dreamwidth.org/410079.html -Updated list by mod of the DW comm, included big, reverse, & a few mini; current, defunct, and deleted; and (readers sit up!) masterlists for each round for each challenge! Almost entirely challenges on LJ/DW.

http://wendy.livejournal.com/1910947.html?page=2 -Wendy is the mod for by far the longest-running and biggest SPN Bang out there! Her list is multifandom, LJ only, big bangs only. It also includes comms which were never active.

https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Big%20Bang%20Challenge
-Browse tags for challenges! Once you’re in the Works of a tag, you can look for if it says “Collections: 1″ in between “Chapters:” and “Comments:” under a story. This is honestly easier than trying to search for a collection in the first place. Mods, take note: prominently link to your AO3 collection so people can find it!

https://thebigbangblogproject.tumblr.com/ -Multifandom collaborative effort on Tumblr! Has Google Doc sheets for several fandoms, challenges both lj-based and tumblr-based, go help!


Supernatural Only:


https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1CpU-KDDeTQ6K4XoHyYhgWKJgVVfQWRkmP1sO5-A2TiY/edit#gid=0 -Supernatural Doc from the Big Bang Blog Project (above). Mind you check the tags on the bottom, the first list you see is not all there is!

https://www.reddit.com/r/fandomnatural/comments/4ze79r/i_have_an_updated_and_fairly_thorough_list_of/ -Reddit thread, SPN specific: scroll down for more links.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/11Ds_yPi47bs_Bz6CJSvV1L72QXVHUXCMSmBOsZpcZXs/edit -List of Dean/Cas friendly challenges (not just bangs) run by the mod of the Dean/Cas Big Bang.

http://deanicanfixthat.tumblr.com/post/153192756651/supernatural-bangschallenges-masterpost -Supernatural bangs and other challenges, current only (active in the past year as of 2016).

http://www.supernaturalwiki.com/index.php?title=Fanfic_challenges_%26_exchanges -Good overview of different challenge types with non-exhaustive examples within SPN. A few years out of date; updating it with current information is next on my to-do list!

Hope this is useful. Without all the hard work done by everybody who worked on these lists, I couldn’t have gotten anywhere close to what I was able to do with mine!

alyndra: (Default)

Ever wonder how many big-bang-style challenges Supernatural fandom really has?


Various people have compiled various lists and posted them in various places. Trust me, I have a list of these lists. Everyone also defines the parameters of their search a little differently. Personally, I chose to look for past and present SPN Bang challenges, and then I made a spreadsheet with info about each bang. There are 70+ entries on it.


I included big bangs, mini bangs, reverse bangs, and the herculean mega bang. I did not include other kinds of fic challenges, such as gift exchanges, flashfic or drabble communities. What makes a bang a bang? Read more... )


My Google Spreadsheet of SPN Big (and otherwise) Bang Challenges!


Anyone can comment directly into the document or contact me with additional information or suggestions! Feel free to link to this from anywhere you like as well. Note that there are a couple new challenges with author sign-ups closing TODAY, August 31!



ETA: Fun with filters! The awesome thing about speadsheets is that you can sort all the data any way you like! Here’s a quick rundown of possibly-useful information.

Even if you don’t have editing privileges on a Google Doc, you can still sort columns. It won’t permanently change the doc or impact the way others are seeing it if they’re viewing it at the same time as you. All you do is mouse over the top of a column where it says “A” (I don't think it's possible from a phone) and a little arrow will appear for you to click on. So if you’re an artist, feel free to sort by ‘artist signups,’ or if you just like reading everything as soon as it comes out, sort by ‘posting starts.’ The default way I have the Doc sorted is first I sort by ‘status,’ then by ‘writing signups,’ then by ‘latest round.’ This means that the doc will be sorted primarily by the year of the latest round, then by the month writers should sign up in, then by status.

I renamed challenges which haven’t yet gone a round from “new” to “virgin,” not just for amusement, but so we could have an alphabetical list: Closed, Deleted, Dormant, Hiatus, Polling, Ongoing, Virgin. Is that not sweet? You can sort by that, or alphabetically by name, etc. Play around, have fun, and when you’d like to go back to the standard view, just ‘X’ out of the dark gray filter bar.

alyndra: Dean Winchester in prison orange, wide-ass smile (Dean smile)
I'm gonna be a little snarky. Here we go.

All last season (after Charlie's death, tbh) I had a resolution to either skip or turn my emotions and my brain off for all episodes written by Bucklemming. I did not manage to skip any but resolving to have the lowest possible expectations at all times was immensely helpful and I highly recommend it. (I did not entirely succeed at not getting pissed off at all, but it was a very manageable level mostly confined to the midseason finale and the half-dozen fix-its required for 11x21.)

On a related note, they said on an episode commentary once that they each write half of each episode, and guys, I have started reliably picking up on the two distinct voices. One of these is actually a reasonably competent writer. The other is not. I will leave it for the reader to speculate which is which, since I don't know for sure.

But the first half of this ep was clearly badly written. I will admit it caught me a little off-gaurd, since they customarily do the third episode of each season. So without further ado: things which I would have been upset about had I chosen to bother to be upset about anything after seeing the "Written by…" credit, A Non-Exhaustive List:

Read more... )
alyndra: (SG-1 & Gate)
I keep hearing variants of the line "Why do the Atlantis people keep acting so STUPID" and I was thinking about it and it just clicked. They don't do contingency planning. SG-1 totally does it, not all the time but when they can, yeah, and you don't always see it but you see the results of it, when things go pear-shaped and they deal with it.

On Atlantis? Not so much. It's not necessarily that the plans they come up with are less wacky and improbable, it's that on SG-1 where the general tells the people who come up the latest insane plan "Okay, write it up, we'll do a briefing and see how many of the holes we can fill in and if there's any improvements we can make" while on Atlantis Weir says "But . . . well, if you have to, okay, do it." Which makes for a more action-packed TV show, but also we notice the change.

The thing is, I kind of buy it. Partly I associate that kind of competent contingency planning with the military, and it gets done when Hammond and O'Neill and Landry and Carter and Mitchell and even Teal'c and Bra'tac are in charge (although the Tok'ra contingency plans suck, that may be part of why Jack doesn't like them).

But Sheppard, he might not trust his superiors, but mostly he just doesn't ever think his own plans will ever go wrong. We do see him making good plans when the Genii are involved, so we know he can do it, but then he's always put a lot more effort into battling the Genii than we see out of him most of the rest of the time.

And Ronon's a lot younger than Jack or Teal'c, and also maybe more used to responding to the crisis of the moment, where you act or you're dead, rather than complex operations (though I haven't actually seen Sateda yet, sorry).

And Rodney, back when all his physics were still theoretical, used to have time to work everything out carefully and methodically and not miss anything, but since he got to Pegasus he's been flying by the seat of his pants most of the time and he might point out when they're screwed, but it doesn't occur to him to sit everyone down and talk it all out beforehand.

Elizabeth? Actually, I'm having a harder time justifying her actions than the rest. I guess the only thing I can say is that she really never was trained for this, and also the people peering over her shoulder are a hell of a lot farther away than they ever were for SG-1.


Also, Jack and Teal'c and even Daniel, though he puts a cover over it, I see as being pessimists. And Sam is maybe a bit of an optimist but she's also very practical, and would probably prefer the term realist. So they kind of expect to go down in flames, and plan accordingly. Whereas Atlantis, they are mostly optimists. So they expect, well, not to go down in flames, despite all evidence to the contrary. Which explains a lot, to me.

(I've seen most of the shows at this point, but not the SG-1 S9 or SGA S2, except for the last four episodes of each, and also not the episodes from two days ago.)
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Okay, I realised what was missing from the last post, and it was my overall reaction to the book. I think in order to understand that, though, you have to understand what OotP was to me.

In retrospect, I was really wound up about OotP. I tried not to have a lot of specific ideas of what to expect, though of course I did, but my one great expectation was that JKR was going to surprise me. There would be a unique and brilliantly creative plot which nobody had predicted. There would be a fabulous and unexpected twist at the ending.

And it didn't happen. It just plain flat-out didn't happen. Instead we got a stupid prophecy, which half the fandom had predicted, saying that Harry and Voldemort were going to have to fight to the death, which the entire fandom, including most of the lunatic fringes, had predicted.

Even finding out what the Order of the Phoenix was -- a secret Voldemort-fighting group established by Dumbledore -- wasn't at all surprising.

Adding injury to insult, she killed one of my two favorite characters.

I can't say I disliked the book. Parts of it were enjoyable. But to this day, I haven't gotten around to reading it more than about three times. Compared to the number of times I've reread the rest of the series, that number is just pathetic.

Part of my reaction was that OotP was the first book that had come out since I'd discovered fandom. I had devoted way more obsessive thought as to what it would be like than to any of the the previous books. I had built it up onto a pedestal from which it could hardly help but fall.

This book, I went into differently. I had my ideas about what would or would not happen, yes, but I wasn't really attached to them at a visceral level. I was really surprised, actually, about how not-worked-up I managed to remain. So I got the book, read it through, but on some level I kept the attitude of, okay, whatever. JK's human, the book will go however it goes, and I'm just going to sit back and enjoy the ride.

Extremely vague spoilerish material; totally safe to read, but cut just to be on the safe side )

It'll be interesting to see reactions -- my own and others' -- to book seven. I'm a little afraid right now that I may not be able to maintain this nice detachment, but I guess I've got a couple of years to work on it. :g:
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Ok, as I couldn't sleep, here's a more complete summary of events. First part has no spoilers, but there WILL be major spoilers later, under the cut.

I went to the midnight sale for this book, which has not happened before, but as siblings were flying back home in the morning, they obviously needed a copy of HBP to read on the airplane, so I bravely and generously volunteered to go get a copy for them, and while at it, one for me too. ;D So I got there circa nine-thirty, bought a small book for the waiting in line, and was out around twelve forty-five.

Came home and said to self, Self? The smart thing to do here is to leave the books in the bag, go to sleep, and read in the morning.

Self whined back, But I really really really want to read it! Pleeaase, just a little?

No, self, you know perfectly well 'just a little' will turn into 'the whole thing'!

Yes -- well -- it might not! And I really really want to read it!!

-----

So I read the whole thing. Finished @ eight fifteen, then out the door to take Dad and sibs to airport, where we waited at the curb for my brother to finish the last five pages of a library book he'd checked out on my card here, and then said goodbye and drove home. Had to work from eleven to seven-thirty, but only got, I dunno, twenty minutes sleep before then. Came home, slept twelve hours, went to work again, read internet reactions, exchanged opinions with sibs (who had finished with a couple hours to spare on the flight using the special New HP Book Technique of putting the book flat open between them and holding some pages straight up in the air so that both could read at their own pace) and now am finally getting around to posting my own reactions to the book.

BEYOND THIS POINT THERE BE SPOILERS

SPOILERS, HEAR? )

I may post more as I think of it, perhaps upon my second reading, but that's it for now. *waves merrily and heads off to bed*
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OotP has some very useful spells in it. So it bugs me when I see the same old "he picked up his wand and threw locking and silencing spells at the door." Remember when we learned Silencing spells? We cast them on the things making noise and thus no more noise was made.

So unless we are dealing with one of those annoying doors which won't stop making lewd comments and belching loudly, a silencing spell is canonically a pretty pointless thing to throw at it. Most doors already are the silent type.

In canon, when people want to avoid being overheard, they cast an Impenetrable charm, which is presumably also useful in that objects and people cannot get through it, and so the occupants of the room are pretty much assured of privacy.

If this is not good enough, we might also remember Hermione's squelchy door-sealing spell in the DoM. (Colloportus, I think the word is.) And don't forget that handy spell for cleaning up messes, Evanesco. JKR provides us with some very useful spells, the least we can do is to use them.

"Locking and silencing spells" is just plain lazy writing. Pre-OotP it can be forgiven, but now that we know better, shouldn't our writing reflect this? Or is it a habit just too deeply ingrained to change?

Of course, this is the fandom which nine times out of ten willfully ignores the fact that Pepper-Up Potion has the side effect of making steam shoot out of its taker's ears. :/

[/ranty thing]